Nothing witty to write

I recently bought my first pair of sunglasses. I think I'm becoming an adult.

My house looks like someone broke in, trashed it and then left when they realized there was nothing to steal and it was overrun by insects.

I stopped smashing the spiders in the corner because I'm hoping they eat the little ants that run around under my carpet.

There is a mirror to the side of my computer in the bathroom. I just glanced over at it while I was typing and realized that as I sit here typing, my profile looks like Jabba the Hut.

My hair looks like I am wearing a mushroom-shaped wig.

I wish I had sugar cereal to eat.

I want to keep Eli in his pajamas all day because he looks so stinking cute in them. I will attach a picture.

I hope no one really wastes their time reading this post.