What gives?

Today, when trying to squeeze some hair product from the tube, it exploded out the top instead of the end. This is a new tube. I'm not pleased.

The 15 push-ups and 50 sit-ups I did yesterday did not cause me to wake up instantly skinny this morning.

I'm losing the battle against Eli's pacifier. It is essential to his sweet dreams.

I wish I got to eat out today.

I have learned that buying the clearance books at Barnes and Noble doesn't guarantee a good read.

I should read the book about how to discipline a little boy, but I would rather read the ridiculous book that makes me laugh.

I dusted this morning and I am doing laundry right now. I feel so domestic! Better get back to the beautification of my home...