Greaser

Recently I have noticed that nearly all the shirts and pants I own have huge grease stains on them. I see the stains as I am folding my laundry. I think they are permanent and I find it quite irritating. There are only two possible explanations for this. One: there has been an oil spill in my dryer and it is saturating my clothes or Two: My diet is made up of entirely two many greasy foods and I am an extremely clumsy eater.

I wonder which one is more likely...