This is what I decided to come and do at 9pm tonight. I lit a fire under my own butt and cleaned out my closet and crawl space. As usual, I started this project at a stupid time, but it was when the motivation hit! My mom gave me a shelf to stack all the junk that was on the floor before and I got after the crawl space and realized there was nothing in there but crap. Now we can put something worthwhile in there and have storage!
Note: Notice the mirror on the right side of the picture of the crawl space. Moments after I took this picture, the mirror fell and crashed into the water heater and smashed into a million sharp pieces. Poor Mark was upstairs trying to sleep because at this point it was after 11 and he had such a full day. I had to shout up there to let him know I wasn't dead. As I tried to remove and dispose of the glass shards, I inadvertently jabbed myself on an edge and cut the top of my hand near the knuckle. It didn't hurt so I waited a minute before I looked at the damage. When I looked, I tell you I could see a little of my muscle through the cut. I thought, "oh, great" and started to envision myself in the emergency room with sweats on and raggedy hair (what else would I be in?). I went to the stairs and said, "Um, Mark, I cut my hand on the glass and I might need stitches". Of course, as usual, it turned out to be a little bit of an exaggeration. Mark said it wasn't too bad and if anything, I might need just one stitch, which is not even worth it. So he disinfected and band-aided me and gave me a stern lecture about the stupidity of late-night projects. He wouldn't let me even look at the glass because I'm a clumsy fool and would likely cut my other hand if I tried cleaning it up. So, he cleaned up the 6 feet of broken class. I had to gauze and bandage over my band-aid because it was leaking blood and I still had some trash to get rid of, which required the use of my left hand.
So, once again, when it comes to a womanly task, I am a dunce. But at least my closet is clean. I hope I don't get some infection and disease from this cut on my hand, that came from a mirror that was likely dirty with rust and all kinds of menacing bacteria.

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