Hate Mail

If someone swipes your mailbox with their car and you are too lazy and cheap to buy and install a new box, you can expect all of your mail to look like this:

If you can't tell, these three envelopes are super-saturated with moisture.  Somehow it always rains on a day when my bills are delivered.  Then I have to wait for them to dry out before I can pay them.  At least they won't deliver the lottery jackpot I win through the mail... how would I explain the smeared ink to the bank when I try to cash a 115 million dollar check?

Good thing it's almost spring and it never rains in Illinois during the spring.