Hypocrite

Today, while driving my toddler son, I heard him saying "Yuck, Yuck" over and over. I have taught him this word for anything that is undesirable, like dirty diapers or food that falls on the floor. I kept asking him what was Yuck. No answer (as if he could verbalize it). So I drove on. There it was again, "Yuck, Yuck." It was then that I realized that I had been unwittingly picking my nose while driving and my son was letting me know that I was Yuck. I'm sure all the other drivers echoed his sentiments.