Thursday, September 25, 2008
Peeping Lily
While waiting for long measures of time at the check-out line of the grocery store, your eyes tend to wander. Today, I looked for awhile at the trashy magazine covers, then at the candy, then I settled on the few groceries of the lady in front of me. She had only three boxes and a bottle. Upon further study, I realized that she was purchasing the following products: two boxes of enemas, one box of feminine douche, and one very large bottle of sambuca. She didn't seem to have any embarrassment or shame about these items, just matter-of-factly displaying them on the conveyor belt. I admit, in my immaturity, I had to suppress a smile at the identity of the items. What a night she must have planned...
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Oh, Lily, I often get on here and read your posts before bed, just so I can pee my pants...love it!
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