Pee Tree

Today, in an act of civic disobedience, I let Eli pee on a tree in the park.  This is particularly ridiculous because, unlike an older boy, Eli has to pull down his underwear and pants to his ankles before he pees.  There was a decent amount of booty visible to passerbys.    Just to be clear though, I didn't allow him to do it when there were other kids in the park, I do have some decency.  

Immediately after he finished spraying up the first tree, he asked if he could pee on the next one.  I think I have created a urine monster.  I will probably get a call from a principal some day saying my kid pushed someone down and peed on them.  Oh well, as long as he's not the one being peed on...