Out of the Mouths of Babes

During lunch today, after I made a joke about having a jelly butt, Eli looked at me seriously and said, "No Mommy, you don't have a jelly butt, you have a jelly belly!"  I told him that his statement was probably more accurate since I have been cursed with Flat Glutes Disease.  

Then, when I told him that I was going to cut my hair off and asked if he thought I would look more beautiful, he told me I would only look beautiful if I put my make-up on and if I didn't, I would look ugly.  My goodness, this kid really listens to everything that comes out of my mouth! 

And finally, here is a telling moment.  I announced that I needed to clean the kitchen and mop the floor and Eli responded with "What's a mop, Mommy?"  It seems that a 4-year-old should be able to accurately identify one.  

That tells you just how many times he has seen me mop the floor.  Good thing I didn't mention anything about shaving my legs...