Dang It

Today I pampered myself. I groomed my feet and took about 10 minutes of massaging lotion into them. They felt good and looked as good as hobbit-feet could look. Then I walked into the bathroom and stepped on a pile of cat litter I had swept up earlier, but forgot to pick up and throw away. I lifted my well-groomed foot and saw the cat litter lining the entire bottom like a slipper. Since it was all "lotiony", the litter stuck right to it like glue. Gross.