Disclaimer, if you are easily shocked or outraged, you may want to stop reading.
Today I told Eli I was thinking of entering Marina into a Beautiful Baby contest (yes, I plan to exploit her) so she can win college tuition and a year's worth of free food. He told me that was not a good idea. The conversation went something like this:
Me: Eli, should we enter Marina into the Beautiful Baby contest?
Eli: NO!
Me: Why not?
Eli: Because she is not beautiful!
Me: Really? You don't think she's beautiful?
Eli: No! Because she's got no long hair or boobies.
Meet my son. He's four, going on fourteen. I honestly don't know where he got this idea. Usually I can trace most of his shocking behavior back to myself (though I rarely admit it) but this was over the line. Since I was so surprised by his comment, I didn't really correct him. I just turned away so I could laugh. I think his dad is going to have to sit him down for a man-to-man conversation about his shallow regard for females with certain assets.
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