If you are looking for the other three-quarters of your Diego underwear, it was busy hog-tying the clothes in my dryer. It took me a full 8 minutes to undo it all.
This brings to mind all the days of the past where my elastic-banded underwear would unravel and long strings would hang out of the top of my pants. I would find it and try to inconspicuously pull and pull until the string would be 17 feet long and my underwear would no longer stay up on their own (this may or may not have happened to me last week).
While I should just throw out the offending Diego underwear, I will likely not and you will be receiving another of these messages next week when the remaining quarter of your undies will be wrapped around my dish towels.
Love,
Your Housekeeper
P.S. I'm including a picture as evidence
hahahaha you're too funny Lily. you should compile your thoughts in a book-or calendar tear off pages of hilarity!!! Rach
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