Do you remember back in grade school when your teacher would assign you a project and you would have to write down the Who, What, When, and How of it all? Well here is the What, When and How of my evening so far.
What?: I desperately need to exercise.
Why?: Because I ate FOUR pieces of cake for dinner.
How?: Well the cake was just sitting there, looking very appealing... Also how will I have the energy to workout after my sugar-enhanced energy ran hot for 30 seconds and then immediately burnt out?
When?: As soon as I get off the couch. The DVD has been cycling through the menu for 20 minutes already as I sit here in a pile of my own slothfulness.
What else?: One of these nasty cats soiled the litter box in the meantime, assaulting all the oxygen in the house, thus making it more difficult for me to exercise since there is no available air and no one available to clean the litter box (I can't, I'm in the middle of exercising)
What else again?: I have a sneaking suspicion that my feet smell (which is totally impossible since everyone knows my feet don't sweat so they can't possibly smell), which makes me less willing to bend down and put my face next to them.
** As an aside, I ordered so many Girl Scout Cookies that they had to deliver them to me in a box. Dang. **
An update: yes, I did eventually get up and exercise. I called the local newspaper to see if they wanted to report on it. They are considering it... I am also contemplating another piece of cake as a reward for my exercise diligence.
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