Letter

Dear GE Spacemaker Laundry Stackable in my kitchen,

While I appreciate you for attempting to clean my clothes all the time, I must tell you that I think I hate you. I think it is ridiculous that you can't wash the flat and fitted king size sheets at the same time. Why must I always stand in front of you during the spin cycle and rearrange the clothes so you don't jump across the floor? Why does the dryer require one full cycle plus 3o minutes to dry a simple load? Is wanting you to do your job correctly asking too much?

If this keeps up, I might be forced to take serious action. Let this be your warning.

By the way, you are ugly.

Love,
Lily